Score: 8

"I,,,I,,,"

submission: :: Achievements ::

date: April 6, 2009

I wanted an achievement for hitting "PLAY AGAIN"... I'm... so disappointed. *weeps*

Score: 8

""I'll bite you!""

submission: Khronos

date: October 22, 2008

It was pretty decent, and I had fun with it, but I'm just not keen on the fact that I can leave walking torsos (or legs, headless torsos, etc.) walking around raring for a fight. I admit that it's quite funny at first, but then I can't help but feel as though I'm trying to fight a whole bunch of Black Knights all at once. If I manage to decapitate an enemy, it'd be nice if they died for it.

Besides that, though, some of the combos that seemed to want to go into each other didn't work very well. Khronos seemed to love jumping at the invisible enemy with his swords held high on the other side of the enemy I was currently fighting. The whole dramatic jump-at-the-enemy thing can work and would be great, if only he were maybe jumping high -up- into the air to deliver the blow rather than trying to do a standing long jump before doing it.

Other than that, a pretty nifty beat-em-up. As for copying God of War, big deal if you were inspired bu it or anything, I don't see as many of the little piss-ants bitching and whining when someone makes a movie or game with sprites directly from an actual game.

Score: 3

"Buggy, glitchy, pile o'.."

submission: Crunchdown

date: October 11, 2008

It was so bugged and glitched I couldn't get past the second boss. Not only were there small glitches having to do with graphics from other abilities staying on you, but I at one point became completely invisible when I tried to chomp the second boss thinking that might deal a killing blow. To my surprise he became completely invincible after his health bar depleted and I couldn't do anything to continue. I would become visible after I inevitably died, but turned invisible again later chomping something else.

Poor collision detection, movement, and what-have-you kept me from hitting enemies constantly, picking up items and all sorts of things. Sometimes I'd get a power like the bicycle wheel and I'd run right through all the enemies on the screen.

Bugs along with just poor gameplay and mechanics for a beat-em-up just made this a horrible experience for me. The dialog left a lot to be desired, too.

I gave you a three because it was a tad inventive to combine the things you did, and some of it was in fact a bit amusing (Most of the powers were pretty funny). Otherwise, it could have used a lot more work and debugging before being put up.

Score: 9

"Very nice"

submission: : Black Hollywood :

date: October 11, 2008

That was pretty funny. Kind of oxymoronic in nature in the sense that you're building off of a stereotype of black people as to how some of them stereotype white people and then end with how much you hate stereotypes. Of course, that might have been one element of the humor that I overanalyzed and let go over my head. In that case though, I found that funny, regardless.

Good job this time around.

On a different note, anyone truly offended by something made by IllWillPress obviously missed a memo. Also you have to work on Saturday.

Score: 10

"Spectacular!"

submission: Mastermind: WC

date: October 6, 2008

That was just great, Swain. The game was fun and full of your great humor and the unique Mastermind personality. The only thing I could ask you to do to improve it more would be to somehow make a full game with tons of unique cutscenes to add even more to what you already have here in your flash game.

Nothing made me laugh more than how the Mastermind referred to the generic, nameless, characters, by the way.

Keep up all the great work.

Score: 3

"Heh"

submission: The Hank Hill Experience

date: August 22, 2008

You forgot to make Hank do his famous "Ahhhahhaaahhh!" weird sounding yell.

Score: 9

"You're getting better again"

submission: : Door Holding :

date: July 20, 2008

I have to admit that for a while it seemed like you were at a low point, but you're starting to make a comeback. That was pretty funny. What's worse than those feminists are women who have filed sexual harassment charges against men who seemingly held a door open for them but not another man. Might still be a feminist, not sure, but still pretty stupid. Anyway, really funny. Keep it up.

Score: 7

"Cool animation"

submission: Cardboard City

date: July 16, 2008

You guys did a good job with the animation but jeez, you may as well have played some elevator music the entire time. The music is my only complaint though. Everything else was great. Keep up the good work guys.

Score: 10

"Hmmm..."

submission: Shamoozal: GFGames #3

date: July 8, 2008

Maybe this would explain why I've gotten about 2 or 3 PC games that either don't have the game disk in them. Not to mention even more of them that I've taken home and had one of the disks (usually the very last one) suddenly crap out (haha!) on me. Anyway, that was quite funny. Got me to check out the entire series.

Score: 8

"Nice"

submission: TF2 Sounboard - The Scout

date: July 2, 2008

Nice soundboard. If people don't recognize some of the things from the game I'd take a look at the "Meet the Scout" video that they put out a while back to advertise the game. Funny video. Just google it or something and you're bound to find it. Hope to see the other class soundboards.